Jeu de Sprite

The new Sprite cans? So thin you barely touch them and they begin to collapse.

You may infer one of two things:

1. Capitalism is producing cheaper, more substanceless things every day.
2. You have just been invested with superhuman strength.

If you tend to be sane, you go with 1. If you are Mr. Bush, you go with 2, which yields a

Corollary:

To the extent Capital debases the realm of artifacts and commodities in the happy pursuit of surplus value, to that extent will end users' delusions about their mastery of the universe be augmented.

Action Item:

Modify the Theory of Surplus Value to comprehend the proliferation of superheroes populating the System.