Recession

Among the items  receding even further than they were not too long ago:

• Credit Card Company customer service. Call, and get the usual menu of options, only, very hard to locate that human. Living humans are a dying breed.

• Denver, CO and St. Paul MN. If anyone detected actual political activity, i.e., life, during either convention, I'll eat McCain's withered testicle.

• Corporate Infrastructure::Politics = Country Music::Music.

• Abandonment of the needy: The code of the survivalist mooseeating Northern exposure.
  

McCain-*-Pain courtesy of Mr. Locke.