Badaboom Rev. Robertson
Today in Opa Locka, the Blessed Virgin appeared before a small gathering of Mexican and Haitian migrants.
She called for the assassination of Pat Robertson, who on Monday called for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
"We don't usually endorse political assassinations," said Our Lady. "But," she added, "it seems presumptuous of Mr. Robertson to arrogate to himself the business of the Dept. of Saints and Martyrs."
"This is in our sphere of influence," added Mary, "so we can't let this happen."