weather edit

For the past several days IMproPRieTies has been moving steadily if a tad impatiently across the nation's waistband, from west to east. The Weather Channel has been consulted each day, to get a sense of snow, cold, etc. And each day, we have been advised of the imminent debut of the soon-to-be major weather picture:

Wrath of Winter

Current psychomanic metrics commend:

Terror of Winter

with Mr. Bin Laden's baleful countenance superimposed upon -- or perhaps emerging eerily from within -- the hypotyposes, ecphrases, and related figures of enargia.