Saturday, September 16, 2006

Infallibly Richtig

The Holy Father thus sincerely regrets that certain passages of his address could have sounded offensive to the [morbidly twisted and vielleicht insane] sensitivities of the Muslim faithful, and should have [how dare they] been interpreted in a manner [asshats] that in no way corresponds to his intentions. (das ist, they screwed up.)

Indeed it was he who, before the (woefully misguided) religious fervor of Muslim believers, warned secularized Western culture to guard against “the contempt for God and the cynicism that considers mockery of the sacred to be an exercise of freedom” was RIGHT from the freakin' get-go.

In reiterating his respect and esteem for those who profess Islam, he hopes they will be "helped" to understand the correct meaning of his words. Gott in Himmel!


Blogger Chuck Pinatubo said...

Monty Python did a better job explicating the hugeness and supremacy of their god, as opposed to all the piker, wannabe and also-ran deities. So did the Sufis, who hold that God is too large a light a light for any one lantern. That's the sort of ecumenism that pretty much guarantees minority status, especially in a world where snake eyed pimps in ridiculous hats can be appointed arbiters of the divine.

9/18/2006 12:53 PM  
Anonymous tom said...

Think of a brewer's assistant in some small Hessian town explaining why his beer besser ist als that of the guy on the other corner.

9/18/2006 9:40 PM  
Anonymous ahfukit said...

Have either of you jokers (or any others) worn that kind of regalia in jest or in earnest ever? I, no, you, eh?

(And if so how do it feel?)

9/19/2006 1:02 AM  
Anonymous tom said...

I'd best let someone more qualified handle that question.

9/19/2006 11:17 AM  
Anonymous ahfukit said...

I was thinking more along the line of how it felt next to your naked skin(s).

9/20/2006 3:05 AM  
Anonymous tom said...

I can't speak for scruggs, but I don't have skin. It was eaten by certain White House cannibals during the last Skull & Bones reunion.

9/20/2006 10:10 PM  
Anonymous ahfukit said...

New WB mask available:

Skinless Frank
Tag: You may already be a wiener.

(Speaking of Damn Yankees, I miss Shoeless Joe. And Lola. Sniff.)

9/21/2006 9:35 AM  

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