Chirac rhymes with Iraq - must be a sign

You are surprised? A dozen times (this makes a baker's dozen), we noted what is now becoming evident to all (except the mainstream press(1)): Bush is insane. See @#$%#@$@# and @#$#@$@#$@#

(1) Note to Mainstream press: Indeed, USians had a whackjob as president, and you covered his every move for eight long years as if he were a scientific instrument, a veritable Asstrolabe of Human Reason. You'd look pretty non-credible to start running stories of this sort now. Your work offered less adequate representations of reality than, say, the novels of Dick (2). We understand. This is not about Bush, it's about you. Give yourselves another Pulitzer, five tabs of meth, and call me in the morning.

(2) (Phil K.)