A preface is needed...
It could say:
In these videos, the JSTOR dwarf appears to be speaking from within the hall of the mountain king. Or maybe his head was a sausage length too far up his arse. It has a bit of reverb:
{update}: Archaeoporn suggests a more open model.
Welcome. Hi. I'm the JSTOR Dwarf. Welcome if you are connected. If you are a member of a member. Of our subscriber base. Of our club, our magick rynge, our secret boke of mysterium, our lockdown, our profitably trafficked market in human knowledge. Our little pot of gold. Enjoy! -- The JSTOR dwarf.
In these videos, the JSTOR dwarf appears to be speaking from within the hall of the mountain king. Or maybe his head was a sausage length too far up his arse. It has a bit of reverb:
{update}: Archaeoporn suggests a more open model.
Labels: break jstor wide open, dark vectors of dark knowledge, gathering darkness of all USian culture, jstor, jstor syndrome
2 Comments:
I think they should get Donnie from the You Suck at Photoshop videos for the voice over, and use the Lucky Charms guy for the doorman.
So?
Donnie for vice president!
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