Thursday, March 20, 2008

A preface is needed...

It could say:

Welcome. Hi. I'm the JSTOR Dwarf. Welcome if you are connected. If you are a member of a member. Of our subscriber base. Of our club, our magick rynge, our secret boke of mysterium, our lockdown, our profitably trafficked market in human knowledge. Our little pot of gold. Enjoy! -- The JSTOR dwarf.

In these videos, the JSTOR dwarf appears to be speaking from within the hall of the mountain king. Or maybe his head was a sausage length too far up his arse. It has a bit of reverb:

{update}: Archaeoporn suggests a more open model.

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Anonymous madame l said...

I think they should get Donnie from the You Suck at Photoshop videos for the voice over, and use the Lucky Charms guy for the doorman.


3/20/2008 2:05 PM  
Blogger Tom Matrullo said...

Donnie for vice president!

3/20/2008 2:18 PM  

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