Editorial Policy Change for IMproPRieTies

Effective immediately: Going forward, all proper names belonging to the raving hind end of the US population - Senate Republicans, Sarah Palin, Mr. Limbaugh, Thomas Friedman, etc. that appear anywhere in the text of IMproPRieties shall be understood to contain, by way of tmesis, unmarked expletive infixation.

E.g., "George Bush" will = George {expletive infixation} Bush, where the particular expletive is to be supplied by the luxuriant imagination of the reader.

In cases where some raving hind end will for some unimaginable cause be spared the infixation, the name will be marked to tmetically so specify.

~ E.g., Max {no expletive infixation} Baucus ~

For those wishing to expand their expletive horizons beyond English - for example,

~ Rush Lee Sok Limbaugh ~

see here, here, here, and, well, via the (vas faire foutre a la vache!) excellent YouSwear.com, here:

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